Wednesday, September 13, 2006

How about a little comedy today?

After the total bummer of attending Bret Porter’s visitation tonight, The Real Sporer felt like talking about something funny.

The best joke I’ve seen lately is George Clooney addressing the United Nations Security Council. Go to the link guys; this is a real news story, not a John Stewart news story-which for Democrats is the same thing. The United Nations is actually going to seriously consider global policy based on the observations of this silly man. Coming next, Michael Jackson on the sexual exploitation of children in Thailand?

Is there anything you can imagine that could more clearly demonstrate the truly desultory and disconnected existence of the 21st Century “United” Nations than giving serious considerations to the emotive yet uneducated observations George Clooney?

So here’s my challenge-come up with a better example of the loony left. Let’s hear your thoughts. The winner gets a “TED” Red Badge of Courage sticker at GOPfest ’06.

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

I still can't get over Bret Porter dying. What a shock. He really epitomized all good things republican. He worked hard for the party, was always cheerful and positive and added so much value. We'll really feel his loss in the workload and comraderie.

Kevin Schmidt said...

Cindy Sheehan wanting to travel back in time and kill George W. Bush as an infant to prevent the Iraq war.

Wouldn't the American thing to do be travel back in time and kill Saddam Hussein as an infant?

I don't know what the hell she was thinking.

noneed4thneed said...

If Sadaam was killed as an infant Rumsfield would have still found some other dictator to hand biological weapons to back in the 1980's.

The Real Sporer said...

Noneed;

No way dude. But think of where we'd be if that Pussy-Wimp Jimmy Carter would have used the overt act of war that occured when our embassy was seized in Iran to destroy this Islamofacist bullshit in its infancy.

Instead, weakness and vaccillation just pushed the problem down the road, it got worse and worse, and here we are.

No need, fortunately for you we Republicans, at least the few with balls like W and me, are protecting you whether you like it or not.

Kenboiraq said...

Bret was a great guy! Sad to hear about his passing.

Anonymous said...

Your balls are the same size as W's?

Cedar Waxwing said...

No no..the best example of the looney left in this country has to be the train wreck that was Cynthia McKinney's for Congress re-election campaign.

From slugging Capitol Police officers, to calling her fellow African-American opponent an "Uncle Tom" among other things, to her butchery of singing at her so called concession speech after being soundly defeated in a primary..Cynthia McKinney has done more to illustrate the Lunatic Left in this country this year than any other kook this side of the Mississippi this year..

Kenboiraq said...

The two crazy Cindy's (Sheehan and McKinney) both love to rant....

Max Fischer said...

Wow. Great job Hawkeye's. Reading certain posts on GOP blogs would have left me to believe that the Cyclones had a good football team and we were truly a "cylone" state. Thank God sanity prevailed and the Hawkeye's dominated the crimison and gold! Life is now as it was meant to be. In case you have not heard, the Hawkeyes are kind of a big deal!

War the Hawkeye State!!!

cr said...

Why focus the criticism on Carter only? Reagan gave Iran weapons.

Kenboiraq said...

It was hardly a dominating win for the Hawks. I was happy to see both teams do well on national TV. I believe ISU can have a fantastic season if they play like they did yesterday. Iowa will have a fantastic season and I predict they beat Ohio State at home. ISU will beat Nebraska at home and will compete for the Big XII North once again. Both will go to a bowl games.

Oh yeah....
Democrats still suck whether they are Hawk or Cyclone (just to keep it real)!

Go to www.drudgereport.com to see the following headlines and why Dems are blind to reality. I decided to throw in commentaries to highlight Democratic ignorance.

#1 - Kerry Accuses Bush Abandoning Bin Laden Hunt...
(Want to see how our self-destructive/serving 5th columnist leader plays into the hands of our enemies)

#2 - Anti-U.S. allies back Iran nukes...
(The Axis of Evil has a few new additions but the Democrats believe warm feelings will always prevail over despots intent on using nukes on America)

#3 - Arab op-ed: Pope's remarks may lead to war...
(Dems ignore the FACT that radical Islam is mad at EVERYTHING UNDER THE SUN and threats of war for any utterance)

#4 - SECURITY AROUND THE POPE BEEFED UP...
(Perhaps those we are fighting in Iraq/Afghanistan are the same reasonable people that want to suicide attack the Pope? Or, perhaps we should listen to John Kerry and Jimmy Carter and let go of those friendly terrorists we hold in our jails hope for the best)

and finally,

Israeli-US plot behind pope's remarks: Iran hardline press...
(Once again the radical Islamic world finds a way to connect President Bush and the Nation of Israel to the Pope's plot)

For further understanding of the Democratic position please consult that sell out AKO when he is done explaining how he spent all that money......

Yoda said...

"Thank God sanity prevailed and the Hawkeye's dominated the crimison and gold!"

Hmmmm.... What is crimison, I wonder? an Iowa grad thing?

Saturday there was a great disturbance in the Force.....

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