Wednesday, May 23, 2007

With supporters like Rosie, we need a new poll.

Today’s final smack down of the self confessed “big fat lesbian loud” Rosie O’Donnell by the nice sweet pregnant legally married Elizabeth Hasselbeck rocks the The Real Sporer public opinion polls.

Rosie, I don’t know about Elizabeth but I sure think that you mean it when you imply that the American warriors are terrorists and murderers. Yes I do. Here’s why.

When you call our warriors terrorists you are not supporting our troops.

When you claim that our warriors are responsible for all of the civilian casualties in the Iraq campaign you are not supporting our troops.

When you claim they are in a failed, or worse, mission you are not supporting our troops. “Lose, lose you can do it” isn’t much of a school cheer is it?

When you float insane rumors like the American government knocked down one or more of the World Trade Center buildings as a pretext for the war you are not supporting the troops. (By the way, Rosie, not only does history show that fire has melted steel it, like chemistry and physics, shows fire is the process by which steel is “forged”).

Rosie won the last Real Sporer celebrity that most needs to learn the virtue of the unspoken thought by a 66% over Bill Maher’s 11% and Alec Baldwin’s 10%. In light of the increasingly buffoonish Danny Glover’s recent trip to Venezuela we are going to change the poll to include Danny Glover and drop the last place Jane Fonda and Cheryl Crow.

Let the world know who you’d most like to see shut up and sing (or act).

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Wesley Clark just said that defeat in Iraq would be a significant victory for Al Qaeda and the problem is we are creating our own defeat.

What do you say about that Sporer???

The Deplorable Old Bulldog said...

I'm watching the same interview. Wow.

I mean admitting you understand the consequences of defeat and then advocating that defeat displays a degree of treachery that just isn't imagineable.

Ken R said...

I heard about this all the way in Iraq! She is evil and I am glad Elizabeth stated the obvious against that man-hating quisling Rosie.

Anonymous said...

Let the terrorists kill Rosie's bastard brats first. Then we'll see what she thinks about the war.

Anonymous said...

Don't forget Rosie's anti gun rants? ITs ok for her to have armed security at her home but if you can only afford a gun and not a rent a cop to carry it you can't have armed security.

Rosie is a bigger bitch that Cartman's mom.

Anonymous said...

wouldn't rosie be one of the first to go in an islamofascist world that she supports? They aren't that tolerant of lesbian women, I hear.

Do they stone you to death for being a lesbian or do they just saw off your head while you alive?

Actually, maybe having rosie in a burka might not be so bad after all. They wouldn't allow her to be on TV either.

Anonymous said...

Rosie being decapitated?

Sporer, are the secret police busy?

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